so the other day grohl and i were chatting on the phone (that's basically what i do all the time when i'm not blogging or ROCKING THE FUCK OUT at the finest bethesda karaoke spots) and he mentioned that slash was coming over! at first i was pretty unhappy because i don't like it when other people intrude on my grohl hours, but slash was totally cool and pretty soon we were also BFF! not like i am with grohl though, that's a special magic that could never be duplicated. anyway, we all started rocking out over the phone, i went into an impromptu performance of 'under pressure' with slash air-guitaring on the other end and grohl pounding out the beats onto the phone receiver. radical! after slash left grohl said that although slash is cool, i'm his real special buddy and that no member of guns n' roses will ever get between us.